“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are October’s.”
(via intooctoberleaves)
this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen
stop writing fanfiction we need political assassins now more than ever
your boyfriend got caught in my flypaper again please come and get him i don’t want to touch him he’s really gross and he keeps crying
(via rebelabsolution)
“you don’t have to perform around me” sweetheart i have to perform in front of myself
(via joshpeck)
I regret to inform you the middle class insecurity industry has now given us the concept of “microcheating”, which is when your husband talks to people or has friends
the r/relationships generation
(via cringepics)



















